I don't know, but they are literally killing themselves trying.
I was aiming for a little light humour but I think it's actually rather dark because of the amount of death I've witnessed in the writing of this joke.
Written by Drew P. Robertson on July 19th 2015 just in case of any funny business and someone tries to claim credit for my original joke.
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