How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? (A classic)

11.

* One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination

* One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination
* One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like"
* One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic
* One to blame men for not changing the bulb
* One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it
* One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs
* One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs
* One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians
* One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men
* One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.