how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

12

one to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for creating such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the lightbulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the lightbulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing lightbulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many lightbulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now out lightbulbing men,
one to just sit there and take pictures for her blog for photo evidence that men are unnecessary.