I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting "13, 13, 13.."
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through it to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting "14, 14, 14..."
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