I walked passed a local insane asylum the other day and I could hear a bunch of people yelling, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" I started wondering what the hell they were doing.
About halfway down the wall, I saw a hole. My curiosity got the best of me. I bent down and looked through the hole with one eye. Suddenly, some jackass poked me in the eye with a stick and I could hear everyone yelling "Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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