How good are you in bed?

I met a lady once who told me she could tell how good a guy is in bed simply by theway he opens the door to his apartment.So, I asked her how. She said if that guy fumbles with the keys, that means he doesn’t know what he’s doing.If he opens the door too quick, means he’stoo fast and he’s a total waste of time.But if that guy opens the door with a smooth, controlled movement, that meanshe’s real good in bed.Then she asked me how I open the door to my apartment. I told her, ‘Honey, I hug and kiss the door first.’

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