Donald Trump takes the stage to accept his nomination. He approaches the mic and takes a deep breath. He lowers his head and speaks:
"Thanks everyone for the support! Unfortunately I can't accept the nomination because I'm not worthy of it. Right now in America there is a much better candidate who is a proven leader. Right now is America, there is someone who's earned more numerous awards than I and is one of the most charitable people on earth. No my friends; the person who should be accepting this nomination is a proud man who's capabilities as president are unparalled!"
The audience, stunned, weeps with sorrow.
Trump brandishes his usual smirk and lowers his head to the mic.
"Don't be sad everyone! This man is going to be an excellent president I guarantee it! He'll truly make America great again! He'll attack ISIS and defend this nation. They won't even see him coming and and..."
Trump pauses, sheds a few tears and takes a deep breath.
"And his name is John Cena!"
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