Monica Lweinski came into Bill Clintons office. Bill got up and closed the
door. He walked over to Monica, dropped his pants, pointed to his pecker and
said, "How do you like my clock?"
Monica said, "What are you talking about, thats not a clock?"
Bill answered, "Well then, put two hands and a face on it!"
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