How Baby's Are Made


A mother of three is cleaning the kitchen when her youngest girl walks in and asks 'Mom where do babies come from? 'Looking surprised she answers, ' A baby is made when a man and a woman that love and trust each other go to a bedroom, and the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina and a baby is made. 'The little girl then says, 'Oh ok. But last night when I was getting a drink I saw daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get with that? The mother answers, 'Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.'

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