Adam and God was having a man-chat and at one point God ask Adam if he would be interested in hooking up with a creation called.. a Woman!..
Adam ask what this is and God explains:
A woman is kind a like you but with bigger breasts, three holes in stead of two, she will clean your mess, will cook for you.. aaaand do the dishes, she will answer to all your biddings, only speak when spoken to, do whatever you tell her no questions asked and satisfy you sexually whenever, wherever and however you wish!
Adam looks baffled - Oh my God(?!) how much does this Woman cost??
God answers, a creation like this is not cheap, she costs 2 arms and a leg. Adam looks painfully at his lims for while and then ask God - How much can I get for a rib?
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