It's time for boot camp inspection and all the Privates line up. While inspecting the rifles the Drill Sargent examines one of the lazier Privates rifle a little more closely and shouts **Private! This magazine is dirty! Clean it again!** So the Private cleans it again.
Next time inspection comes, the Drill Sargent stops and looks at the Privates rifle. And again **Private! This magazine is dirty! Clean it again!" So the Private cleans it again.**
The next time it's time for inspection the Private decides he's going to go all out while cleaning his magazine. There's no way that his Drill Sargent will have a problem this time.
But again the Drill Sargent looks at the magazine and shouts **Private! This magazine is dirty! Clean it again!**
Now the Private is sick it. So on his next trip to town he buys a porno and leaves it open on his rifle. When the Drill Sargent comes to do inspection he looks at the book and shouts **Private! What is this?!**
And the Private shouts back **That Sir is a dirty magazine!**
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