The front desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a woman. She says that the vibrations from the nearby train tracks are shaking her out of bed. The clerk couldnt believe it so went up to the room to investigate. While he is lying on the bed waiting to feel the vibrations, the woman's husband walks in.
He screams "What the hell are you doing in our bed?"
The clerk replies "I know its hard to believe, but I'm waiting for a train!"
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