I got this hot girl back to my apartment the other day, we ripped each others clothes off and just went
at it on the floor.
I had her on her back and went down when she said "David, can you take your glasses off they're digging into my thighs?" So I took them off and we carried on.
Minutes later she called again, "David" she said, "Can you put your glasses back on please?"
"Why?" I inquired.
"Because you're eating the carpet."
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