A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He lowers the balloon and shouts to a man he sees "Hey! I'm late for an appointment can you tell me where I am?!"
As he comes in closer the man below shouts back, "You're in hot air balloon about thirty feet off the ground!".
"You must be some kind of analyst!" says the balloonist.
"Why?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "what you said is technically correct but it's not any help at all!"
The man below says, "Oh, YOU must be some kind of manager!"
"How'd you know?!"
"Well you're lost and don't know what to do, you made a commitment you can't keep and while you're right where you were before we met now somehow it's my fault!"
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