A major donor (think having a wing named after him) came to a hospital of which he was a benefactor to see where his money was going. It was up to a Charge Nurse to give him a tour of the med/surg floor.
They are walking down a hallway when the donor looks in and sees a patient in bed furiously masturbating and nobody seems to notice.
"Why is a patient masturbating and nobody seems to care?"
The Charge nurse answers, "Oh him? He has a condition called phimosis. It's a thickening of the foreskin. He is under doctor's orders to masturbate three times a day to keep the skin pliable to reduce his symptoms."
Satisfied with the medical explanation for an otherwise bizarre sight, they continue the tour. They pass a few doors when the donor notices a man reclining in bed with his hands behind his head and a huge smile on his face. At his bedside, a young, pretty nurse is giving him a handjob.
"Okay, what on earth is going on in there?"
The Charge Nurse replies, "Same condition. Better insurance."
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