Guy goes to the Dr. for help getting it up.
Dr. prescribes Horny Pills, only 1 per day.
The following day the guy's son goes to the Dr. and needs help.
Dr. says, "what's wrong did something happen to your dad?"
The kid says, "he took the whole bottle you gave him. Now my mom is dead, my sister is pregnant, my asshole is bleeding, and my dad's running around the house screaming HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY..."
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