Hookers and Bubble Gum Blow

I like to do this one thing when I'm having sex with a respectable, professional , nonrefundable lady of the evening and chewing gum at the same time. The trick is right as I'm about to climax, I blow a bubble, and finish while implementing the barter system and asking if it was alright with her if I paid her in trident layers.

And that, my friends, is what we in the escort industry call poppin the question.

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