A honeymooning couple hadn't left the room for a week. Finally, exhausted, the wife said, "Let's go to a movie. You find out what's playing while I go take a shower."
Her husband looked through the listings and called to her, "Hey Honey, do you want to see Oliver Twist?"
She screamed back, "You show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to Mother!"
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