Honey, said this husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal! I know all that. Then why did you invite a friend for supper? Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.
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