-Honey can you bring me a beer before it starts?
She brings him a beer.
-Honey can you pass me the remote before it starts?
She passes him the remote.
-Honey can you put my work clothes in the washer before it starts?
She gets up and puts his working clothes in the washer.
-Honey could you bring me some nachos?
She cracks
-What the hell? Do think this is a damn hotel? Do you think I'm here to fulfill you every need? Am I supposed to be handing you every little thing, wash your clothes, clean up after you like your personal maid? HUH!?
-... So it's started.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.