Honey, before it starts.

-Honey can you bring me a beer before it starts?

She brings him a beer.

-Honey can you pass me the remote before it starts?

She passes him the remote.

-Honey can you put my work clothes in the washer before it starts?

She gets up and puts his working clothes in the washer.

-Honey could you bring me some nachos?

She cracks

-What the hell? Do think this is a damn hotel? Do you think I'm here to fulfill you every need? Am I supposed to be handing you every little thing, wash your clothes, clean up after you like your personal maid? HUH!?

-... So it's started.

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