A manufacturer's technician was in a small town in the Carolinas, repairing some new specialized machinery, when his trip was suddenly prolonged for an extra month due to some problems in completing the job.
He was already getting bored with the the town. It seemed as if they rolled up the streets and turned out the lights by ten o'clock. Over the course of the extra month he was getting very homesick.
Finally, he gave in to temptation and visited the local brothel on the outskirts of town.
He entered and handed the madam a hundred dollar bill and requested, "Give me the worst performing , most lethargic, disinterested whore in the house?"
The madam says, "Well yes, but for this kind of money, you can have the best we have if you like."
"No, no," says our boy, "you don't understand, I'm not horny, I'm married and just homesick."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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