A priest in Australia is talking with some parents and says "The other day I put some holy water on a mother who was struggling with birth and she passed a beautiful baby boy" and all the parents showed joy bar one of the fathers who props himself up and says "That's nothin' ...I put sulfuric acid on my dogs arse and he passed a Ferrari"
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