So this one time I held the door open for this middle aged Asian man at a grocery store. After he passed me, he said "sank you". As an American, infuriated, I punched the fucker right in the face. Bringing up pearl harbour down here in Florida? Not on my watch.
Side note: This is why we need a wall.
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