A waitress approaches the table and listens to their talk. Hitler opens by saying:
"Okay guys, I've got a great idea. I already talked to Stalin about it, but I figure I should get your input. He didn't believe me."
Mussolini responds "believe you about what?"
"Okay this time, the plan is to kill ten million jews and one mexican."
The waitress at this point is intrigued and confused, decides to chime in. "One Mexican? Why do you want to kill the mexican?"
Hitler turns to Stalin and says "HA! I told you nobody would care about the jews!
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