Hitler was walking down the street when he met a small Jewish boy.
Hitler asked: "Hello little boy, how old are you?"
The boy happily replied: "I'm 4, and I am gonna turn 5 in a week!"
Hitler smiled and replied: "Oh no you aren't."
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