In a concentration camp Hitler catches 5 Jews and asks the first one :
~ How many meters high can you jump?
~ 1 meter, he answered as he was trembling.
Hitler gives him one loaf of bread and asks the same question to the second Jew.
~ 2 meters...replies the second Jew.
Hitler gives two loaves of bread and asks the same question to the third Jew.
~ 3 meters! responds quickly the third Jew.
Hitler draws his gun and blows his minds in air. Now the Jews concerned ask him:
~ Well, why you killed him?
And Hitler replies:
~ He can jump over the fence!
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