Hitler and Mussolini meet in Rome...

and Hitler wants to demonstrate how obedient the Nazi army is.

"Look Benito, I will put ten soldiers in this room. Then I'll drop a feather inside it and close the door. When the feather hits the floor, they will all shoot each other."

After five seconds from shutting the door, the sound of bullets firing tells them the feather has hit the floor. They open the door to find ten dead German soldiers.

Mussolini then tells Hitler "Adolf! Italian soldiers are just as disciplined. I will now do the same thing with ten Italian soldiers!"

Ten Italian soldiers enter the room, a feather is dropped and the door is closed.

Ten seconds pass.
Twenty seconds pass.
Thirty seconds pass.

After a minute they open the door, to find ten Italian soldiers taking turns to blow air under the feather.

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