** Stop me if you've heard this one **
"Dude! How's it going?"
"Excellent, just had an amaaaaaazing time with my girlfriend if you know what I mean!"
"Ohhhhhh holy shiiiiiiiiiiit dude!"
"Yeah man! It was... it was.... heaven..."
"Daaaaaamn man! What happened!"
"I showed it to her!"
"FIIIIISSSHHH! And then?"
"Then she was like 'I've done this before'. And I couldn't believe it."
"WHATHEFAAAARK!!! So what did you do?"
"So I didn't hesitate to stick it in!"
"Wow man! Lucky bugger, that's all I can say!"
"You wouldn't believe it. It was pretty difficult at first, but then after about 60 mins I got to know her style. But before that, it was crazy, back and forth, up and down, got a little rough even! I couldn't take it, I almost gave up at one point! It was physically draining!"
"No way! She's that good?"
"She is! But after 60 mins went by, it was all me. I totally pounded her. No mercy, not even when she begged me to stop! She couldn't believe it! Said she's never done it with anyone that good before!"
"Nice bro! How'd it end finally?"
"7-4. Best damn FIFA game of my life!"
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