and asks the boy what kind of kittens they are. "They're Democrats!" replies the boy.
A couple of days later, she sees the boy again, and she has Bill in tow. "Hi! Tell my husband what kind of kittens those are!"
"They're Republicans!" replies the boy.
Confused, Hillary asks "What? Didn't you say they were Democrats before?"
The boy laughs, and says "Yeah, but their eyes are open now!"
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