Hillary was finishing up a day on the campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her and made her an offer.
“I am here to make you a deal,” the Devil says. “I will give you unlimited wealth, power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents.”
Hillary ponders for a moment and then asks, “Unlimited wealth and power?”
“Completely unlimited,” the Devil confirms.
“A pandering media?” she asked.
“They’ll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you do or say,” the Devil assured.
“And you want my soul, my family’s souls, and the souls of my constituents?” she asks.
“Yes. All of them,” says the Devil.
Hillary thinks deeply about it, then finally says, “So…what’s the catch?”
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