On her first night in the White House (not counting when she was first lady), she is visited by the ghost of George Washington.
She asks, "What can I do to help America?"
Washington replies "Serve your country selflessly and always be honest"
*Hillary laughs in his face*
On her second day in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
She asks, "What can I do to help America?"
Jefferson replies "Remember that governments derive their power from the consent of the governed, and that the individual is to have sovereignty over himself."
*Hillary laughs in his face*
On her third day in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
She asks, "What can I do to help America?"
Lincoln replies "Go to the theater."
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