The helicopter takes off. After 20 mins into the flight there is a constant beeping noise and the pilot seems to be in a panick
Pilot: *Shit, the helicopter is not able to take the weight. I'm unable to control it*
Hillary: *What do we do now?*
Pilot: *one person has to jump out*
Hillary and Trump start fighting saying how important each was and started calling names...when suddenly
Pilot: *Since you both are important, I have taken the decision to sacrifice myself*
Hillary and Trump start clapping and saying patriotic slogans
Pilot jumps with the parachute
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