Highway Patrolmen


The woman in question , a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled
over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle
officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket
book she said:


" I bet you are going to give me a ticket to the Highway
Patrolmen's Ball."


He replied " No, highway patrolmen dont have BALLS."

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