there is three midgets that wanted to brake the record for thesmallest body parts so the first guy goes in and says can i brake the record for the smallest hands he gets it and the second guy goes in and says can i brake the record for the smallest feet he gets it. The third guy goes in and says can i brakethe record for the smallest dick he doesnt get it so he walks out of the office and says who the hell is (say the person that you are tellin it too.
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