A 90 year old man was in a retirement home. While sitting on a chair he started leaning to the left, so much that the nurse was afraid he would fall down. So she straighten him up and put a pillow on his left side to keep him up.
Later he started leaning to the right. The nurse straighten him up again and put another pillow on that side too. Later the old man started leaning forwards, so the nurse put a pillow on his lap to keep him up.
Later the old man's son came to visit. He asked "Hey Dad, how do you like this place?"
"It's not bad", said the old man. "But this bitch won't let me fart."
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