Forty-five years ago Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day the Army issued him a tooth brush.
That afternoon an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.
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