Yesterday, while walking down the beach, I found a magic lamp.
I rubbed it and out popped a genie.
"You have 3 wished my friend, choose wisely", the genie said.
I thought for a while before telling him.
"For my fist wish, I want to increase my intelligence by 10 times. For my second, I want you to double the intelligence of my whole family."
The genie snapped his fingers and said, "Granted! What is your 3rd wish?"
Since all my family and myself had great intelligence, I decided to give it to a friend.
"Genie, I want you to double [insert name of listener]'s intelligence."
The genie shook his head and replied, "I'm sorry, multiplication by zero only gives zero".
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