So there's a White guy, a Black guy, and an Asian Guy.
They were all on a tv show with one woman. The catch of this show was to bring a women to tears, by bringing out her emotions. The White guy bought her a caramel latte from StarBucks, thinking such gifts would make this girl get on her knees and beg him to take her, but He failed and gave up. The black man was next. He thought that emotions could rile her up to cry. So he talked about how he would love her like the Father he never had, he ended up crying, failed and left the show. Now it was the Asian mans turn. He walked in like a boss and whispered into her ear "Hey, you sexay laadddaayyy, You want duh luving pho cheap?" as he gently stroked the side of her face. It was after that, that she finally broke down into tears, crying unendingly. After the show, the two men asked the asian guy, how the hell he did that? The asian guy replied, it's an old trick I learned from my ancestors and has been passed down for generations. I rub ghost pepper on hand and rub her face, she cry after.
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