A guy from Arkansas goes to New York for the first time and meets the woman of his dreams. She happily agrees when he asks her to marry him, and they go down to Arkansas to plan the wedding.
At the wedding, her brother tells the groom "You'd better be gentle with her, she's a virgin..."
The groom suddenly runs all over the place shouting "The wedding's off! Everyone out!!" waving his arms all over in total dismay.
His mother comes running up and asks what in the world the problem is.
He says "well, ma, she's a virgin!!"
His mother says "so what?"
... "Well, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for ours!!"
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