A guy goes jogging along a cliff face that over looks the ocean, and sees a woman with no arms or legs sitting on a bench crying. He stops to make sure she's alright. "What's wrong." he asks. She looks up at him sobbing and says,"my entire life no one has ever hugged me." So the guy gives her a hug,She smiles, and the guy continues his jog. The next day he goes jogging along the cliff again, and comes across the same woman with no arms or legs crying. "what's wrong now?" he asks. "my whole life no one has ever kissed me." she replies. The guy gives her a kiss, she smiles, and he continues his jog. The next day he's jogging along the cliff, and again the woman's propped up on the bench crying. " Ok, what's wrong now?" he asks. "my whole life I've never been fucked." The guy picks her up, and throws her over the cliff into the ocean. "Now your fucked." he says.
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