A man dies and is sent to hell. He meets the devil who offers him three choices of punishment for the sins that he had committed. The devil tells the man, "There are three torture rooms, of which you will pick one and go in to replace the person who is being punished in that room. The choice is yours."
The man walks to room one and sees another man in a pit of fire being stabbed by pitchforks. "No way in hell am I going in this room" he thought and proceeded to room two where he sees another man, bound and gagged, being whipped with a acid laced spiked chain. "Holy shit" the man says and he continues on to room three.
Upon arriving at room three he noticed a man receiving a blowjob from the sexiest, most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and without hesitation he tells the devil, "I choose this room." The devil replied, "Very well" and walks up to the woman and says to her, "You're free to go, your replacement's here."
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