Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding...

The cop says to him "do you know how fast you were going?"

"No," replies Heisenberg, "but I know where I am."

"You were going 97 miles per hour!" exclaims the cop.

"Great! Thanks!" says Heisenberg. "Now I don't know where I am!"

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