So these two men arrive in heaven at the same time. Saint Peter asks them to step forward and give their name and occupation. The first man steps up and says, "I'm Jim Walzcek, Taxi Driver. Saint Peter reviews his list, "Ah, yes". Hands him a silk robe, hands him a gold staff and welcomes him to heaven.The next man steps forward and says," I'm Gene Nelson and I was a Lutheran minister for 43 years". Saint Peter reviews his list, 'Ah, yes". Hands him a cotton robe, passes him a wooden staff and welcomes him to heaven. The minister, looking a bit taken aback, says, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful but the man in front of me received silk and gold".Saint Peter replied, "We judge by results. While you preached people slept, while he drove people prayed.
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