Heaven is Full

A man comes home from work and walks in his house. Now on top of a really bad day he comes to see his wife in a towel and his bed extreamly messed up. He suspects his wife is cheating on him. The man walked into his room where a naked an stand in hiss balconey. Her husband now in an up roar pushes the naked man out the balconey door.


The husband stomping on the mans hands trying to make him drop. Finally he fell into a great thing of bushes. But he handt died. So the husband took the fridge and threw it out the window. Unfortunately the cord wrapped around the mans ankle and died as well.


The he meets up with god and he says that heaven is full. But "god said" if you tell me the how you died and how bad it was then i will let you in.
The Husband agrees to his offer. The husbands began to explain, well on top of a bad day at work i come home to my wife cheating on me and the man was hanging out my balconey window so i threw the fridge on him and the cord wrapped around my ankle and i died.


God said well that sounds like a really bad day you can go on in.


A second guy comes and god offers him the same. He agrees and begins to tell his story. Well i was doing my daily arobics naked as i always do then i triped and landed on some guys balconey. Then this guy starts cusing at me saying i screwed his wife. I fell out his window and landed in some bushes, but then from no where the man threw a fridge at me and i died.


God replied wow what a horrible day,you can go in.


Then a third guy comes and god offers the same offer he gave the others. The guy agrees and begins to tell his story.


The man begins " well i was in this fridge.....