A young boy and his friend are attending mass at the boy's parish. His friend has never been to a church service before. As they pass through the vestibule the young boy dips his hand into the holy water and makes the sign of the cross.
Confused, his friend asks "What's that mean?"
"I'm blessing myself before entering God's house" replied the young boy.
The two children walk down the aisle and stop at the front pew. The young boy genuflects before sitting down.
Again, confused, his friend asks "What's that mean?"
"I'm humbling myself before Christ's Tabernacle" replies the young boy.
Soon the pastor arrives and the service begins. After the opening prayers and the readings the priest removes his watch from his wrist, places it upward facing on the pulpit, and begins his sermon.
The friend asks "What's that mean?"
"Not a damn thing" the young boy replies.
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