After years of trying, a couple finally has a baby. Unfortunately the baby is born with just a head. No body.
The doctors work for weeks and finally find a way to attach a body to the head.
The parents come into the hospital room and tell the baby "Guess what, little guy? We have an amazing gift for you!"
The baby looks up and says "Please tell me it's not another hat."
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