A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot. Before the bartender can finish pouring the shot, the guy swallows it down, slams the glass back down on the bar and says, "gimme another one." The bartender pours him another one, the guy downs it and says, "another." At this point, the bartender is curious so he asks the guy what he's celebrating. The guy downs the third shot and replies, "my first blowjob."
The bartender gets excited and replies, "that's great! The next shot is on me." To which the guy replies, "that's okay, the first three didn't get rid of the taste in my mouth."
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