Orders 9 shots of whiskey, the bartender asks what he's celebrating, the man says his very first blow job occurred just moments before, the bartender says "Hell, let me buy you another one then" the guy says "No thanks, if these don't take the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help".
An oldie but a goody.
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