...and as soon as he finishes each shot, the guy tells the bartender to set up another. After drinking multiple shots, the bartender complies by setting up more but he tells the man, "Hey, you can't drink like this!"
The man pauses, looks at the bartender and says, "If you had what I have, you'd drink like I do."
After a moment and in a hushed voice the bartender said, "I am so sorry. What do you have?"
The man replied, "Oh, about 45 cents."
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