A guy walks into a bar and immediately notices a beautiful young lady sitting at the bar by herself. After a couple of drinks, he decides to go over and make small talk.
"Hi, what's your name?" he asks.
"Carmen," she replies.
"That's a nice name," he says. "Did your mother or father name you that?"
"Neither," she says. "I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asks.
"Well," she explains, "I like men and I like cars, so I picked the name Carmen. What's your name?"
"Beertits."
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